One day, hopefully before I die, the British will stop acting like it's 1951 and rationing is in full flower. In the league tables of whingeing, penny-pinching, bargain-hunting hustlers, only the Yanks (especially the newly-rich ones with dot-com wealth) are actually worse for bitching about price and looking for ridiculous 'deals'.

Why this offensive opener? Simple: I want to drive away all of you who recognise that trait in yourselves; I want you to move onto the next article. And for a very simple reason: I am about to laud a turntable that costs $100,000, and I absolutely refuse to say 'sorry!' for its completely off-the-radar price tag. Put it another way: I will apologise for the cost of the Clearaudio Statement when Car apologises for the price of the Ferrari FXX and Jancis Robinson apologises for the price of a good Petrus.

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Actually, it gets much worse than that, for I'm assessing its major rival next month, which means that turntables with six-figure stickers may be multiplying. At least, a US six figures, which in today's money is 'only' £55,000. (There are rumours, too, of one new turntable where the deposit is $100,000, followed by a second payment of the same amount! Idiots, mugs and assholes: the queue forms in Narnia.) Even so, I'd expect the Statement to come in closer to £80,000, given that we live in 'Treasure Island', where everything costs more than anywhere else, and which goes some way to justifying why the British always moan about price. Like the cost of iTunes downloads here vs everywhere else.

But to reinforce my notion that the British, despite being the third-largest market for Ferrari, often act so low-rent that it's offensive, organising this review had nothing whatsoever to do with the UK importer, who doesn't have one in stock. Instead, I went straight to the manufacturer. Literally. I flew to the Clearaudio works in Erlangen, Germany, to spend two days listening to the Statement. Through my system ... in their room.

There are reasons why it was easier for me to fly to Germany than to have one installed chez Kessler. For one thing, it won't fit in my room without removing a ludicrous amount of kit. For another, this has been a hellishly hot summer and I don't want to tear apart the listening room to accommodate it. Moreover, there was the lack of desire in involving the importer, the thought of having a squadron of strangers assembling a deck in my room for a day, the urgency of meeting the deadline for this issue. It was crucial that we make this issue, because Clearaudio will be exhibiting at the Hi-Fi News show at Heathrow, and I didn't want any of you - that is, those who don't have an issue with the price - to miss the opportunity to talk to Clearaudio personnel about the Statement.

While at Clearaudio, I learned that the company long ago transcended freaky, fringe audiophile status. It's a real manufacturer, with over 40 employees and a need to expand beyond the ex-Siemens factory that's bursting at the seams. In addition to their not inconsiderable cartridge, arm, cable and accessory sales, Clearaudio sold over 10,000 turntables last year, and not just their budget offerings. Emphatically, they're heavy hitters. The Statement is the Suchy Family's testimonial to nearly 30 years in business.

Indeed, Robert Suchy likes to think of the Statement as '... the result of more than 28 years in research and development, with several patented technical and mechanical features, never seen or realised in turntable designs before.' And he's not kidding. Instead of one watershed feature, the Statement offers the following elements:
- Its massive acrylic platter is driven by a patented magnetic driven sub-platter, with absolutely no contact to the main platter. One of the Suchys' fave party tricks is slipping a sheet of paper between the two while the platters are spinning;
- It also uses a magnetic vertical platter bearing;
- All platters are dynamic balanced with state-of-the-art testing equipment as critical as those used to balance wheels on racing cars;
- A seriously butch pendulum weighing 80kg provides the self-levelling of the top platform, so you can say, with a straight faces, that this table 'rocks'; its automatic horizontal levelling device also includes the tonearm platforms, and there are no air pumps or compressors;
- A high-speed processor-controlled motor-drive unit drives the sub-platter;
- The turntable's main chassis is oil-damped;
- Operation includes a real-time speed control with an active blue LCD display, and fine speed adjustment (33-1/3, 45, 78 rpm) is provided;
- The Statement can support up to four different tonearms;
- Its dedicated and integral stand is completely damped against resonance, using special construction techniques consisting of a damped sandwich made of bulletproof wood, stainless steel and acrylic. Yes: bulletproof wood, a special ply that seemed too dense to be organic in origin.

Crowning this is the new Clearaudio Statement TQI linear-tracking tonearm, engineered and designed specifically for the Statement Turntable. (It may or may not be offered to non-Statement owners, just as the SME 312S is only currently available to SME 20/12 owners.) The TQI employs a new type of ultra-low-friction, high-precision sapphire bearing design, it's said to be easy to set up, and it very much looks like an extension of the Statement in that its frame also uses the sandwich construction of the turntable plinth.

All of this combines to form a system that stands an impressive 1250mm tall, with a footprint of 690x570mm. And another thing: your floor will need to support 350kg, or 770lb in real money. Let's put it another way: you notice a Statement the way you'd 'notice' a Hummer, a St. Bernard, or a member of the Harlem Globetrotters. Aside from a slightly unfinished look to parts of the arm, the Statement has the kind of surfaces and fine details you expect of genuine luxury products, like the heater controls in a Rolls-Royce, or the buckle on Girard-Perregaux. This is a showpiece deck, the antithesis of the hideaway Technics SL10 in size and presence. In other words, it looks like a turntable with attitude.

And it sounds that way. Whatever your beliefs about linear trackers, acrylic platters, huge stands, ad infinitum, there's no doubting that the Statement exhibits three sonic qualities that announce their presence with all the restraint of John Prescott proclaiming his innocence: rock-solid imaging, sledge-hammer bass that plumbs truly Stygian depths and dynamic contrasts that will have you jumping out of your seat every time the music hits a crescendo. I didn't cite the Hummer above by accident: this turntable is all about command, about immunity to upset, about retrieval of detail. It's a deck that says, My name is Arnold. I will be back. Hasta la vista, baby, etc etc.

I should mention here that the system was equipped with the Clearaudio Goldfinger, the company's flagship moving coil. Suffice it to say that a review will be forthcoming, and that everyone who hears it wants one. 18 grams of solid gold! A naked cantilever! Eight magnets matched to a tenth of a gauss! The reason we used it is simple: the Statement was made for it. So I lived with a Goldfinger for a few months before my Statement sessions. And I fell in love with it, too. But that will have to wait...

Then we get to the puck, an area I really didn't want to touch upon, given my ever-increasing dismay with audio accessories. But here's what happened, a few hours into the session, while listening to Linda Ronstadt's take of 'Girls' Talk':

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